Why I Don’t Have a Husband

Because I can’t walk in heels.

Because my food pyramid is built of donuts.

Because my father with bad cancer is still an ass.

Because I never wish my stepmother a Happy Mothers Day.

Have you heard the one about a man, his wife, and all his other women who walk Into a bar…?

Have you heard the one about a girl, her father, and the invisible tether?

Because I always forget to drink water.

Because I always forget to turn off the lights.

Because I prefer the dark.

Because I sometimes call my mother dear albatross.

Because its been 24 months since I cried.

Because my name’s too tight.

Because I’m not enough.

Because I’m too much.

Because I cried too much when I was a girl.

Because lies are thicker than blood.

Maybe I don’t want a husband.

Maybe I don’t want a husband!

Maybe I don’t want a husband?

Because I don’t deserve a husband.

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Posted on May 20, 2013, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. Or… Because you haven’t met the man who loves all of those beautifully broken things about you. Yet. And when you do, be prepared, because I bet his list will be longer than yours and he’ll say to, “Is that all you got?” By the way, does anyone remember to turn off the lights? 🙂

  2. Maybe you don’t want a husband.

  3. I dont know why, but any reason that make you smile is a good reason to me.

  4. makes sense to me! loved this!

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