Because I can’t walk in heels.

Because my food pyramid is built of donuts.

Because my father with bad cancer is still an ass.

Because I never wish my stepmother a Happy Mothers Day.

Have you heard the one about a man, his wife, and all his other women who walk Into a bar…?

Have you heard the one about a girl, her father, and the invisible tether?

Because I always forget to drink water.

Because I always forget to turn off the lights.

Because I prefer the dark.

Because I sometimes call my mother dear albatross.

Because its been 24 months since I cried.

Because my name’s too tight.

Because I’m not enough.

Because I’m too much.

Because I cried too much when I was a girl.

Because lies are thicker than blood.

Maybe I don’t want a husband.

Maybe I don’t want a husband!

Maybe I don’t want a husband?

Because I don’t deserve a husband.